Ladybugs Give You Good Luck, But Also Bad Luck
Ladybugs are little bulbous red insects with cheetah prints on their outer shells they're mostly innocuous creatures that kind of mind their own business but they do seem to possess magical powers for if a ladybug happens to fly between two people it is said that they fall madly in love with each other and if one happened to harm or kill a ladybug deadly misfortune fell upon them.
The thing that people refuse to admit for a long time is that it's all true it's a scientific anomaly with seemingly no explanation many researches have been made and many ladybugs were dissected to figure out the cause of such phenomenon they wondered if these bugs produce some kind of pheromone with certain properties that affected the human mind and body but every time these biologists made tiny incisions on the ladybugs.
They all died under mysterious circumstances heart attacks car accidents spontaneous combustion diarrhea falling through manholes they were random occurrences but far too many to deem it a coincidence scientists feared for their lives and thus discontinued their studies and of course many unethical enterprises were created to take advantage of the ladybugs for example people started capturing these insects and placing them inside pill bottles then they attach the pill bottles to drones and fly them around it's become a popular practice to hire their services to fly the ladybug drones between people to make them fall in love falling in love after a ladybug happened to fly between future couples used to be considered both whimsical and romantic but now it's become a moment that can be manufactured easily through dubious means the ladybugs might be magic but these methods definitely aren't there is also a service where you can hire people to place ladybugs inside your enemy's cushions and pillows so when they accidentally crush them while cozing up to catch up on their favorite shows.
They are cursed with misfortune which often led to their demise many hitmen also started utilizing this method to assassinate their targets ladybugs are responsible for the steady incline of unsolved murders since the sixties in 1992 ladybugs were deemed a threat to the public by the world health organization they scrounged up most of the ladybugs herded and cordoned them off in their own sanctuary but it only accounted for approximately 82 percent of its population the whereabouts of the rest are unknown but it doesn't take a genius to guess that they're being kept in some kind of secret compound there's also whispers of illegal ladybug breeding farms in florida but nothing that's actually been confirmed everybody is keeping a tight lid on the whole operation cops are being bought out and used as enforcers for these criminal enterprises to make sure no intrepid investigators or reporters come snooping around to uncover the truth scientists are now trying to develop vaccines to counteract the ladybug magic but since they're unable to study the creatures without risking their lives it could take decades even centuries.
